RELEASE PROMO ~ The Virgin Novelist by Meghan Quinn

 

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~ *○*~ Release Promotion ~*○*~

The Virgin Romance Novelist

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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist

Author: Meghan Quinn

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn

Release Date: April 2nd, 2015

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Synopsis: Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

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I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review

This book should come with WARNINGS…

DO NOT READ IN PUBLIC

DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILST READING 

I was told off on numerous occasions for my uncontrollable laughing throughout this book. 

Rosie Bloom is an English Major who is working at a cat magazine but has always dreamed of writing a romance novel….BUT Rosie has one small problem she still hold her V card. Let the fun begin!!!!

Rosie decides with a little encouragement from her friends Delaney and Henry to join the dating world and to embark on an adventure to find her storyline and gain experience This leads to some hilarious and cringe worthy moments, but it also has a little love mixed in.

“You have cream to help with the pain? Do you happen to have a cream to help with the giant red brick road I have that will take you to the wizard of bleached white a**holes?”

Megan Quinn you are fabulous and so is your Novel.

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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!

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